When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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