Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Operation Purity has been aborted
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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