I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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