just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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