Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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