i just made my gag reflex go away.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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