Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i barfeds in our rink
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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