she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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