can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
