kristin has been a bad kristin
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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