yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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