She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Randomize