The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She is in my trunk
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Found your dick twin last night
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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