Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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