I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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