hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
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