Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
only you would photoshop your dick
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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