Your face is a jimmy john
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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