Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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