I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I can't put those talents on a resume
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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