i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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