And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
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