I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Your cock deserves a montage
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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