did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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