We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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