The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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