Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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