I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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