Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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