OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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