If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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