Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
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