We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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