Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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