at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Randomize
