try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
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