Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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