Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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