What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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