Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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