the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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