Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Best friends brother. Beat that.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I love you. Go after that dick
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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