return my video game
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
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