So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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