oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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