Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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