What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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