i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
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