Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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