it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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