God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
