Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I stole a fireplace last night.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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